"Uniform Allowances" Federal Fundraiser

We're going to need to fundraise "uniforms" for the poor, NYC vice cop sock puppeteers at Dave and Buster's, and all red light areas, for the following:

Red shoes, sneakers, Converse, low and high tops on our Hispanic-American sock puppeteers

Wear white tee shirts and black stretch jeans, while looking twenties age group there and in Thornton areas

For our African-American sock puppeteers we're going to need the females wearing black spandex shorts and black, spandex tee shirts, midriff-baring tops, including Colfax Ave. Make sure they seem drunk, smell of alcohol, with a three karat, authentic looking diamond solitaire, round-cut, earring on the men's left ears. For the men, make sure they're only referring to other, multi-national, (multiple races) fellow pimp men as "my homies." Also, for the men, make sure they're wearing a fine linen, white shirt, untucked, designer one.

For our Albanian looking ones, we're going to need to travel along Colfax Ave. in groups of three, thirties-aged looking, lean, 5'10 height, short, straight, dark brown haired men, near the Volkswagen dealership, while wearing long-sleeved, black cotton, button-up shirts, and black, European-fit, thin wool/poly blended trousers. Make sure they're non-pleated, non-cuffed.

For the Italian sock puppeteers make sure they wear contrast-striped suits, designer, high-end, custom/bespoke, Egyptian-combed cotton business shirt, ivory-colored, with over the top, glitzy, pastel silk ties, with a white, diamond chip (round-cut) and yellow gold rings, bulky, signet style.