To Feminist, Minority D.E.A. S.O.D., N.C.I.S., & F.B.I.:

Remember that blond, Jonathan, who blew glass, crack pipes from English Composition Il at RRCC, Lakewood, Colorado, who admitted he broke and entered into my Evergreen bedroom during the semester, to try to rape me, as I laid in bed, in my nightgown? His Jewish friend, Joseph (who stole my bra from my house) was a network administrator at his father's corporate espionage company. Be cautious of those two, and the anti-Mexican, Republican, neoconservative, Greg, the taxi driver, who claimed to be a Catholic, Mexican-American from that classroom.