To Feminist, Minority F.B.I., N.C.I.S., Ms., Lillith Magazine Executives:

"Commander," or Lieutenant Commander Hubbard, a Caucasian, male motorcycle enthusiast, vividly regaled me about his wife's vagina, childbirth videotape and even his nickname for his wife's vagina. As a result, I didn't trust him, although he often criminally stalked me, at the enlisted cafeteria/galley, and on base.