To Feminist, Minority N.C.I.S. & D.E.A. S.O.D.:

Remember to bring in every serial pedophiles, gang-rapist, Caucasian, "sugar daddy/mommy" that has stepped foot onto the 10-mile radius around the Jeffco Open School in Lakewood, Colorado to N.C.I.S.'s African-American, feminist, former U.S. Navy SEALS from poor. I need them and all their drug cartels, terrorist people to be brought to a U.S. military tribunal with a death penalty.