Advice To Battered, Muslim Mums In The Middle East:

Advice To Battered Muslim Mums In The Middle East:

1. You shouldn't worry about those internet articles that punish you for wearing red dresses, or lipstick. If you do, trust me, it's not illegal. The U.S. Navy SEAL Radioman types are not looking for you, to put you into any horrific chokehold, or military tribunal.

I know, from my mere training as a non-SEAL, female Radioman, who, by the way, was smarter than those corrupted, rapist, U.S. Navy SEAL candidates. They are truly nothing compared to me, intellectually and use anabolic steroids anyhow.

What they're looking for are truly your abusers. Those are the ones who a) enjoy calling you "nut"/"slut" for strange things, such as wearing perfume, going to the market, or wearing red lipstick and nail polish. These abusers do things such as: beating, raping, enslaving Yazidi women and children.

2. Please, document, record and discreetly find out what those abusers are doing. What's the physical layout of their compounds? Where do they hide their weapons? What are their sleeping, and napping schedules?

3. Can you safely acquire any keys, documents, USB drives, hard drives, cell phone chips, maps, access codes, and get that information to N.C.I.S.? Are there chlorine gas warehouses, where they're making chemical weapons? How many fighters do they have, and how could their security perimeters be breached? Do they favor going to any specific locations for food, parties, beverages, or to certain places to sexually molest child slaves/"prostitutes"?

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