Diary Entry: "Secret Thoughts" On Secret Service Agents Who Emulate General Aladeen At The Olympics

Dear Diary,

Knowing that God loves me and only sides with me, not these "Goliath-sized" rapist men and their "upstanding" gorilla-pimping women , I have decided, while in prayer with the Green Beret-side of my Jehovah's Witness inner goddess self, that Secret Service agents who act most like Admiral General Aladeen at the Olympics are more suitable bodyguards to the First Families. I only want those types to be Secret Service, considering the brutality and evil that I know personally threatens every Somali, blinded, legless, maimed, AIDS-orphaned, repeatedly molested toddler. Lately, my anthem song is "Jewish and You Know It," which I dedicate to my heroes, the South Vietnamese Army Rangers.

***kissy wissy***

I nub you guys. I also will try to become a "White Chicks" alpha character, even though I'm not as physically big, or tough as these "Salafist" Neanderthal ISIL recruiters, both male and female. Notice how I sound like Kirsten Chenoweth and am the size of their leg, Daniel O'Shea? Doesn't it seem wisest to take a more aggressive, counter-terrorism strategy, and interpret the U.S. military law to get the death penalty on these Omar the Chechens, in order to eradicate these brutes?