To All Latchkey Orphans: Please Watch Oprah Winfrey's Women's Self-Defense Shows

Why do I agree with male, Caucasian Daniel O'Shea, yet also have a healthy distrust of him, and Paust?

Unlike the male, Caucasian police officer on the Oprah Winfrey show that discussed self-defense when I was a teenager, there is something different about him. That former one pointed out to the female audience, not to be taken from your original location. Once you're in their vehicle, your chances of survival are dismal. I definitely believe that Caucasian, male, law enforcement official on the Oprah show.

I truly think Daniel O'Shea, would not advise women to do the same. Since Christopher Mark Heben mentioned his training as a SEAL was to "bite off" any attacker's face in a self-defense situation, I trust him more. I feel he would encourage me to do the same, in a life threatening situation.

Those other people, who were "law enforcement," from D.C. Metro, and that Iranian foreign national "social worker," were charming, eloquent individuals, much like Daniel O'Shea appears, and chillingly, very "statesman-like." At the end of the day, does SERE instruction include using such fancy words? Should I attempt reasoning with these heathen, Salafist/satanic rapists, in his intellectual, History professor manner?

I, who know nothing about SERE training, don't think so. My inner ghetto goddess/inner Christ self believes that every single child and woman should attempt to become Christopher Mark Heben. If you're being carjacked, it's wisest to not let them take you to another location.

Even if you have to use your beautiful, awesome, manicured nails as a weapon, than it's worth it to try to fight back with all your power, to become a "satanic-possessed" individual. This is probably what every "goddess" should be encouraged to do, according to my teen interpretation of the Oprah Winfrey show.

Therefore, it's the right thing to do, as long as large groups of alpha, rapist men are curling into the fetal position, and sucking their thumbs, instead of yourself. That's what the law enforcement expert was trying to relay to the female viewers of the Oprah Winfrey show.

He probably wanted us to act innocent, then deviously switch to crazed, Wolverine-esque behavior even. The element of surprise could become an advantage. Use your car door to slam them down, if it's a gang of young men, if possible.

***Remember to look up Christopher Mark Heben on YouTube, and try to be more like him in a self-defense situation.***