To African-American, Wounded Warriors, & N.A.A.C.P. Veterans:

For some reason, after getting my ears pierced at Park Meadows Mall, it got infected. From now on, the ear piercing equipment must be handled only by the Wounded Warriors' approved, mall employees, to prevent any public health crisis like the one that occurred at Missouri's VA Medical Center, when our heroesaand heroines were infected by HIV, and Hepatitis C, possibly from bioterrorism.