To All Female, Impoverished, Teenaged, Latchkey Orphans:

Remember, as a former Christian homeschooling Mum, I must have you all watch the trailer for "You Don't Mess With The Zohan."

Next, contemplate how difficult it is to be a female, Jewish, feminist, U.S. Navy Radioman, then go to Melbourne, Australia, much like the Zohan hero, who is Jewish, and travels to Manhattan, in that movie.

Then, I want you to read about how to become both: a Jewish feminist, and a U.S. Navy Radioman/I.T.

***Please, let's all study firefighting again. Every day, you will encourage yourself to try to be a female, feminist firefighter, and an electrician. This offers the U.S. a better, safer, more compassionate selection of non-arsonists, non-rapists, and non-terrorists in the U.S. military.***