To All PTAs, U.S. Navy Enlisted, Veterans In The U.S.: STEM Deliverables for Summertime Scholarship Applications:

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bazooka

Remember to get all the latchkey orphans who are thirteen year-old, female, minority  teenagers from the Eiber Elementary School in Lakewood, Colorado.

We need the female firefighters to help them with this STEM Science, Math, Technology) "deliverable" to Harvard University's History Department:

Objective:

Describe to me in secure, satellite, videoteleconference form, the process of building a jury-rigged bazooka, from free, or donated materials, with local, female, minority firefighters and your PTA. Please set this video to the song, "Lightning Crashes," by Live.

***It should have a range of 2,000 feet, minimally, and be under 20 pounds in weight. Please paint a lightning bolt onto both sides of it.***

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/live/lightningcrashes.html