To All Females 16, And Over: Locate A U.S. Army Recruiter:

http://m.goarmy.com/locate-a-recruiter.m.html

If you're in Colorado, go ahead and contact the Littleton, Colorado recruiters. Also, nearby is a beauty school, in case you're interested in a new hairstyle, on a budget, or want training towards a cosmetology/beautician/hair-coloring license. They also do nail art there. This is an excellent opportunity for MOPS groups to visit both places together!

Some mothers may be beautiful, feminine, Gabrielle Reeces's, and successful triathletes in Colorado :-) I wrote an adult, fractured fairy tale, inspired by the Littleton, Colorado beauty school, next to the Army recruiting office.

They're all literary muses there, in case you're named Mitchell, and have writer's block. I hope you'll all include the teenaged, beginner triathletes on those weekly MOPS trips to enlist as an officer, or any other ranks, in order to actually see more of the world, and work in a global, nuclear, submarine/U.S. Army environment.