To All U.S. Navy Petty Officers & C.S.P.:

Maybe if my gorgeous, Casablanca-approved  face were tattooed then these nasty bitcoin, Hidden Internet, Hannibal Lector assassins would go the other way. But it won't be, C.S.P. Now, moving forward, some C.S.P. have to drive around Edgewater, Colorado with fake, temporary tattooed faces. Please assign Asian-American female law enforcement for that task.