To All U.S. Navy Petty Officers, & All U.S. Military Veterans:

http://www.techradar.com/us/news/world-of-tech/management/why-your-organisation-should-close-its-office-and-open-up-google-hangouts-1249240

That firmware crisis will require an actual symphosium in person, with retinal scanning booths in Colorado Springs this month, every single day though. 10,000 I.T. Security (M.B.A.'s with C.C.I.E.'s in Security) executives need to fly in from Silicon Valley for an entire month.