To All U.S. Special Forces:

FBI struggles with surge in U.S. terror cases
http://www.cnn.com//2015/05/28/politics/fbi-isis-local-law-enforcement/index.html

Hopefully, F.B.I. and C.I.A. will visit everyone I've reported with retinal scanners. The ones who specialize in KGB/FSB at least would be best, considering all these lookalikes, and identical names.