To N.C.I.S., D.E.A. S.O.D., C.I.A., & N.S.A.:

http://mobile.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idUSKBN0O013X20150516?irpc=932

Please locate all U.S. Special Forces, U.S. Navy SEAL candidates associated with me and retinally scan them. They will all need to be delivered to the Joint Chefs for a one month-long, ISIL interrogation and investigation.