To All African-American Gymnasts From D.C. Metro: ***KISSES ON BOTH CHEEKS***

Remember to get a year-round gymnastics program with Olympic coaches and sports psychologists for our impoverished, traumatized, African-American children in Northern Virginia. Also, hopefully all the latchkey, African-American adolescents are going to spend their entire summers at U.V.A. and all the East Coast, Ivy League campuses to become fluent in Latin and Parisian French. This is necessary, in case they need to translate Bonaparte's naval strategy documents, while preparing to be the next U.S. Surgeon General.