To N.C.I.S., & All U.S. Special Forces:

Yesterday around 6:30 p.m., next to JEFFCO Open School, a beige SUV pulled up to ask me for my phone number for a date. He resembled the former U.S. Marine, with the former Secret-level, security clearance, but lighter complexion by two shades, and different build. He said his name was Jeremy. This happened after having lunch with a former Top Secret-level, clearance, U.S. Air Force veteran.