Sunday, August 2, 2015

Friends Don't Let Friends Go To Nicaragua Without Any Clothes:

Friends don't let friends.....

1. Mix David Baldacci books about bitcoin assassins with the "Naked and Afraid" cable show. Apparently spiders in Nicaragua are gargantuan, but if you're afraid of your high school reunion, even fully clothed, you're bound to care about more than your panty lines showing in yoga wear on that survivor show. The survival barometer about each contestant hopefully favors military veterans, at the least. After seeing the yellow spider, I felt almost like "Ace Ventura" in the bat cave.

2. Remember that supposed "good guy" you secretly hated in bootcamp, who keeps reappearing in some new, reoccurring, yet educational nightmare about women's self-defense and stranger danger awareness? Hello, friends don't let friends go on dates with his type, by accident.

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