TO ALL MEXICAN-AMERICAN ATTORNEYS FROM D.C. METRO BARRIOS:

If all El Tapatio chefs honestly tried everything at Village Inn, IHOP, and Waffle House, maybe we could improve the dishes at those places. They refuse to hire real Mexican chefs from Mexico, who are impoverished, American, permanent residents, so there's going to need to be ten billion U.S.D. class-action, employment discrimination lawsuits against those establishments.