TO ALL MEXICAN-AMERICAN DIPLOMATS FROM D.C. METRO:

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CERTAIN MALE, CAUCASIAN, HATE CRIMINALS FROM THE USS RONALD REAGAN WILL NEED TO BE BROUGHT TO N.C.I.S. MEXICAN-AMERICAN, U.S. SPECIAL FORCES. PLEASE CHECK AND TRIANGULATE ALL PHONE NUMBERS THAT HAVE EVER TEXTED OR CALLED MY CELLPHONE NUMBER.