A POLL FOR N.A.A.C.P. AND A.C.L.U. MEMBERS: ROCK THE VOTE FUNDRAISER STAND-UP COMEDY SHOW NEEDED:

AS A JUROR, WHICH WITNESS CAN GET THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY'S OFFICE MORE ARREST, AND SEARCH WARRANTS?

A. A CAUCASIAN, SOUTHERN VETERAN, WHO HAS A CHRISTOPHER MARK HEBEN ACCENT SAYING "....REHYDRATION FOR PATIENT "A" WAS NEEDED DUE TO CRYSTAL METHAMPHETAMINE. THEY WERE DENIED THAT, DUE TO POLICE BRUTALITY."

B. A CAUCAUSIAN, METH-ADDICTED VICE COP, WITH AN ANDREW DICE CLAY ACCENT, SAYING "MULTIPLE, ALLEGED VICTIMS HAD PHYSICAL SYMPTOMS OF FORCED VAGINAL ENTRY, AND THE PERP, YOUR HONOR, DIED IN THE AMBULANCE FROM A CRYSTAL METHAMPHETAMINE OVERDOSE."