TO ALL AFRICAN-AMERICAN MUMS FROM THE D.C. METRO GHETTOS:

http://www.cnn.com/2015/09/02/asia/china-world-war-ii-military-parade/index.html

SAY THIS IN A VALLEY GIRL MANNER, LIKE IN THE BEGINNING OF SIR MIX-A-LOT'S SONG:

"PLEASE, THE DIGITAL CAMOUFLAGE ON THOSE TANKS POSITIVELY REEKS OF U.S. MILITARY JIHADISTS WHO CAN'T EVEN WIN A REAL RAP OR HIP-HOP DANCE COMPETITION."