TO ALL MUSLIM-AMERICAN, FEMINIST, ARABIC-FLUENT, C.I.A. AGENTS WHO ARE VETERANS:

http://www.cnn.com/2015/09/24/world/amanpour-yazidi-woman/index.html

PLEASE SAY THIS ON STAGE WITH A PERSIAN ACCENT IN ARABIC PIDGIN MIXED WITH AMERICAN ENGLISH:

"ANTHONY, YOUR MUM WAS RAISED BY PERSIAN-AMERICANS RAISED IN FRANCE'S FINEST BOARDING SCHOOLS. ALSO, ALL EGYPTIAN-AMERICANS WILL FIND OUT WHO WOULD CALL AND TAKE HER FINANCIAL INFORMATION, WITH T-MOBILE'S PARTICIPATION, WHILE IMPERSONATING THE ADMIRAL'S FORMER RADIOMAN OF COMSUBPAC N6."