TO ALL SOUTH VIETNAMESE-ARMY RANGERS:

NOW, REMEMBER TO GET A LONG AO DAI DRESS ON, AND TAKE OFF YOUR ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS PRINCE, BASKETBALL PLAYING BOOTS OFF, TWINKIE. IN FRONT OF EVERYONE IN THOSE SAIGON DISTRICTS, IT'S TIME TO SET ANOTHER U.S. NAVY RECORD. YOU'LL NEED TO BE SEEN GETTING OFF A PLANE BAREFOOT IN "LONG-XUYEN'S," WHILE ROLLING A 350 POUND, U.S. GREEN BERETS, SHACKLED JUST LIKE HANNIBAL LECTOR, TO REMOVE THOSE "HUNGER GAMES" MADAME NHU'S IN THEIR OPIUM DENS FROM THE PIMPING DISTRICTS OF CORPORATE AMERICA.