TO ALL SOUTH VIETNAMESE ARMY RANGERS AND C.I.A. PURPLE HEART POWS:

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PLEASE HOST A FRIENDLY LUAU WITH ALL THE APPALACHIAN SQUIRREL HUNTERS AND TRY TO SECURE AN ORGANIC, IBERICO HAM FARM AND FACTORY FOR THEM, WITH REPUTABLE, CHINESE VENTURE CAPITALISTS. DON'T FORGET TO BRING TO PRESIDENT OBAMA 5,000 SOUTHEAST ASIAN, WEAPONS MANUFACTURING CORPORATIONS, TO REPLACE ERIC PRINCE'S VISE-LIKE, ECONOMICAL GRIP ON CONGRESS' COJONES.