UPDATED : TO MINORITY, COLORADO PTA MUMS: $5K/YEAR MEMBERSHIP MORE AFFORDABLE:

http://m.wikihow.com/Buy-Your-Way-onto-a-Mount-Everest-Expedition

A TRIP UP MOUNT EVEREST WOULD COST $100,000 U.S.D. IN TRAINING BEFORE PAYING $50,000 U.S.D. IN THE ACTUAL TRIP. PLEASE GET CORPORATE SPONSORSHIPS FOR AN INDOOR, YEAR-ROUND, SAFER, MORE AFFORDABLE, MOUNT EVEREST SIMULATION COURSE TO BE BUILT IN DENVER METRO, COLORADO.

***REMEMBER, THE WEALTHY, CAUCASIAN, MALE,  VENTURE CAPITALISTS FROM CALIFORNIA WILL NEED COLORADOANS TO PETITION AND BESEECH THEM, LIKE PATRICK HENRY'S SPECCH.***