TO D.E.A. S.O.D.: 50,000 ASIAN-AMERICAN, U.S. SPECIAL FORCES NEEDED IN LAKEWOOD, COLORADO:

PLEASE REORGANIZE ALL RETAIL AND FOOD ESTABLISHMENTS WITHIN A 5,000 MILE RRADIUS OF JEFFERSON COUNTY OPEN SCHOOL IN LAKEWOOD, COLORADO. ALL EMPLOYEES MUST BE LEGITIMATELY DRUG-TESTED AND RETINALLY-SCANNED EVERY TWO WEEKS FOR TEN YEARS. LOS ZETOS DRUG CARTEL AND ONE PERCENTERS (NAZIS) OWN THIS AREA.