UPDATED: TO ALL GEORGIAN SMALL FARMERS: OPERATION YANKEE ERADICATION IN GEORGIA:

PLEASE COMBINE ALL THE BANKRUPTED, FORECLOSED AND SHORT-SALE FARMS, RANCHES TOGETHER INTO ONE CORPORATION IN GEORGIA. REMEMBER, HAVE RED BIKINI-CLAD, GLBT, BALLET DANCERS' PHOTOS TAKEN NEXT TO ALL U.S. SPECIAL FORCES FOR N.C.I.S.

"PRETEND INFERIORITY AND ENCOURAGE HIS ARROGANCE."

-SUN TZU

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