TO ALL POOR, COMMUNITY COLLEGE STUDENTS: COMPANY POOL PARTIES:

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REMEMBER TO WATCH THE FILM "BRIDGET JONES DIARY," AND THROW A BLACK, LONG-SLEEVED, RASHGUARD, AND BLACK, RIPCURL/PACSUN/QUIKSILVER, KNEE-LENGTH, BOARD SHORTS OVER ALL ONE-PIECE, NON-SEE THROUGH, BLACK SWIMSUITS, WITH LIGHTLY-PADDED BRA CUPS. PLEASE CHECK FOR AN OPAQUE LINER, STURDY SHOULDER STRAPS AND WHETHER LONG SIZES ARE AVAILABLE, TO AVOID THAT DERRIERE-TUGGING, WARDROBE CHALLENGE FOR COMPANY POOL PARTIES.