TO ALL POOR, COMMUNITY COLLEGE STUDENTS:

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THE CERTIFIED GEM (LAB-CREATED DIAMOND) EARRINGS IN 14 KT WHITE GOLD, WITH 1.03 CARAT, LAB-CREATED DIAMOND PER EARRING IS APPROXIMATELY $420. IN COLORADO, ALWAYS AT LEAST SAY THAT SOMETHING ON YOUR BODY COST "420," EVEN IF IT WAS ONLY YOUR EYELINER.

THERE'S A LOT OF LEGITIMATE-LOOKING CRIMINALS WHO LIKE TO CASE EVERYONE OUT, IN COLORADO, TO MUG, CAR-JACK, AND ROB YOU, SO ALWAYS WEAR JUNK JEWELRY AND DON'T BE AFRAID TO BRAG LOUDLY ABOUT HOW IT JUST COST YOU A FEW BUCKS AT WAL-MART.

***SOME OF YOU ARE POSSIBLY CONSIDERING TEACHING IN THE PEACE CORPS, OR AMERICORPS. TRY TO RESERVE ENOUGH MONEY FOR KRAV MAGA, MODEL MUGGING, AND PROFESSIONAL GUN SHOOTING INSTRUCTION AT BLUE CORE IN LAKEWOOD, COLORADO.***