TO ALL POOR, MALE, COMMUNITY COLLEGE STUDENTS:

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THIS IS A CHARMING CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND. IF YOU'RE VERY POOR, SEE IF YOU'RE ABLE TO GATHER YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY, AND FRIENDS TO PITCH IN FOR IT, AND MAYBE EVEN GET IT PLATINUM-PLATED ALSO.