TO ALL POOR, MALE, COMMUNITY COLLEGE STUDENTS:

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HERE'S AN EXCELLENT GIFT FOR THE FATHER OF THE BRIDE. IF YOU'RE A POOR GROOM, TRY TO GET EVERYONE ON BOTH SIDES OF THE FAMILY TO CONTRIBUTE TOWARDS THIS WATCH FOR HIM, YOUR FUTURE FATHER-IN-LAW.