TO ALL U.S. NAVY VETERANS WHO HAVE PH.D.'S:

PLEASE WATCH THE SCENES FROM "MEET THE FOCKERS" WITH THE SECRET CAMERA TEDDY BEAR. THEN, WATCH THE TELEVISION SCENE FROM "DHARMA AND GREG" WHEN DHARMA LEAPS OVER THE COUNTER TO EAT THE PIECE OF PAPER. NOW, WRITE A COMEDY SKIT ABOUT A NON-LIMPING, U.S. NAVY SEAL RADIOMAN NAMED "ZOHAN" VISITING THE HABITAT FOR HUMANITY CRUISE, TO EARN COLLEGE CREDITS FOR A LAW SCHOOL DEGREE AT NON-VETERAN PRINCETON UNIVERSITY.