TO ALL U.S. SPECIAL FORCES WITH DISABLED GRANDMOTHERS AS PAGE TWO, MILITARY DEPENDENTS:

DEAR C.S.P. AND N.C.I.S.,

THE PASTORS  WHO ARE U.S. NAVY SEAL RADIOMEN NEED TO RECEIVE A PAY-AS-YOU-GO T-MOBILE, MICROSOFT PHONE, A T-MOBILE TABLET AND A T-MOBILE CELLPHONE. THE LAST TWO WILL NEED TO BE ON A POST-PAID ACCOUNT.

THE MICROSOFT CELLPHONE WILL NEED TO BE ON AN AUTOMATIC PAYMENT, UNLIMITED TALK AND TEXT PLAN NOT EXCEEDING $35/MONTH.

***PLEASE HAVE THEM FIGURE OUT WITH BOTH T-MOBILE DEPARTMENTS, WHY THIS CAN'T BE SEAMLESSLY COVERED BY JUST ONE T-MOBILE DEPARTMENT INSTEAD OF TWO: THE PAY-AS-YOU-GO AND THE POST-PAID PEOPLE.

***GIVE THEM AT LEAST 9 GB OF DATA ON THEIR TABLET AND UP TO 3 GB OF DATA ON THE CELLPHONE.***

***SEE IF THEY CAN HANDLE THE T-MOBILE CUSTOMER SERVICE SUPPORT CHALLENGES OF MERELY SELECTING THEIR PLANS, ALONG WITH AUTOMATIC PAYMENTS, WITH TWO DIFFERENT T-MOBILE DEPARTMENTS.***

***SET UP EVERYTHING WITH A PIN SO BOTH ACCOUNTS DO NOT GET CHANGED WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT.***

***AFTER THEY'VE FINISHED THIS, PLEASE GET THEM A RAISE TO COVER A REGULAR LANDLINE PHONE FOR THEIR DISABLED GRANDMOTHERS.***