TO ASIAN-AMERICANS AT D.E.A. S.O.D.:

FT. LUPTON, COLORADO AREA'S BODY AND SOUL BEAUTY SALON ARE CONNECTED TO TANYA TINNIN WILKINSON'S ISIL RAPE JIHADISTS, THE NAZI JERRY D'S ONE AND TWO PERCENTERS FROM COLORADO.

PRETEND TO BE A CAUCASIAN, BLONDE, ARYAN, DEAF WOMAN (LOOKING 40'S NOW) THERE. PERHAPS POLY-ADDICTION AND ILLEGAL EXPLOSIVES DON'T MIX WELL. THAT 60'S AGED CAUCASIAN MAN WHO WAS HER HUSBAND WILL NEED ISIL COUNTER-TERRORISM INTERROGATIONS.

ALSO, THE CAR THAT PARALLEL PARKED THIS AFTERNOON, NEXT TO THE CHILDREN'S PLAYSCAPE FLASHED ITS HEADLIGHTS TWICE AT ME TODAY. TWO PERCENTERS ARE TAKING THIS LAKEWOOD, COLORADO NEIGHBORHOOD LATELY.