TO F.D.A. MEDICAL DOCTORS AND D.E.A.:

REMEMBER, TO ADOPT ALL NANNIES, AU PAIRS, UNPAID INTERNS, BABYSITTERS, TEEN MUMS, RUNAWAYS, BATTERED WIVES, DISABLED VETERANS, IN EVERY RACE, SOCIOECONOMIC CLASS, AND ORIENTATION FIRST. THEN, GO RUNNING INTO ALL DRUGSTORES, WAL-MARTS, TO PICK UP FOR THEM: ALL PRESCRIPTION MEDS, TO CHECK FOR ROOFIES, KETAMINE AND SCOPOLAMINE.