TO FEMINIST, FEMALE, MINORITY VETERANS FROM ENLISTED:

PLEASE GIVE RETINAL-SCANNING, LEGITIMATE DRUG-TESTING (2X/MONTH, FOR TEN YEARS) TO ALL THE ROOFIE-ING PIZZA DELIVERY BUSINESSES IN DENVER METRO. THEY ALSO HAVE ISIL RAPE JIHADISTS, WHO CASE OUT EVERYONE FOR BURGLARIES.

THEY DO THAT TO FUND THEIR METH, CRACK AND HEROIN RINGS. THEY CALL THAT SECURING THEIR OWN VENTURE CAPITALISTS. THEY PIECE TOGETHER SHREDDED MAIL FROM DUMPSTERS, TO STEAL IDENTITIES.