TO POOR, COMMUNITY COLLEGE STUDENTS:

http://m.zaful.com/solid-color-stand-neck-long-sleeve-maxi-dress-p_99905.html

YOU COULD POSSIBLY USE CHEAP, BLACK DYE KITS TO TURN THIS DRESS INTO SOMETHING LESS BRIGHT, ON A BUDGET, FOR THOSE COMPANY, HOLIDAY PARTIES.

PERHAPS THEY WANT TO BRING THE UNPAID INTERNS ALONG TO THE OPERA, AND THEN "SKIING." TRY TO ACCESSORIZE WITH A THIGH-HOLSTERED GUN THOUGH. MOST "REPUTABLE" EXECUTIVES ARE RAPE JIHADISTS.