UPDATED: TO WAL-MART EXECUTIVES:

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ALL UMBRELLAS, AND BATHROOM FIXTURES HAVE TO BE DESIGNED WITH UNICEF ARTISANS. AND THEY COULD BE SOUTH SUDANESE ONES WHO NEED WAL-MART EXECUTIVES TO DONATE THEM WEAPONRY, INSTEAD OF TO THE COLORADO KKK.