VIRGINIAN WEBSITE THAT NEEDS TO BE CHECKED BY SOUTH VIETNAMESE ARMY RANGERS:

http://www.movoto.com/guide/va/virginia-stereotypes/

THE STRANGE THING ABOUT NOVA/NORTHERN VIRGINIA IS THAT VEHICLES DO NOT LIKE ANYONE CROSSING THE CROSSWALKS, EVEN IF THEY'RE STOPPED AT A RED LIGHT, JUST LIKE IN LAKEWOOD, COLORADO.