TO ALL AFRICAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS IN THE U.S.: OPERATION MOLLY BROWN:

SAY THIS WITH AN IRANIAN ACCENT:

IT'S TIME TO HOST A FEMINIST TRAINING, LAMAZE CLASS AT ALL PLACES OF WORSHIP EVERY DAY, FOR THREE HOURS PER DAY. PLEASE GET THE FEMINISTS FROM BERKELEY, CALIFORNIA TO LEAD THIS OPERATION. WE'RE GOING TO NEED THE MALES TO WEAR 100-POUND, PREGNANCY SUITS, AND DO PRENATAL LAMAZE WITH AFRICAN-AMERICAN, U.S. NAVY SEALS' SERE INSTRUCTORS. THEY NEED TO REALIZE THIS AMERICAN, GENOCIDAL CAMPAIGN AGAINST WOMEN, WHICH INCLUDES RAPING, BEATING AND SETTING WOMEN ON FIRE.