TO ALL FEDERAL AGENTS IN D.C. METRO:

REMEMBER, TRY TO SHOW UP LOOKING ARYAN, MALE, ANABOLIC STEROIDAL AND IN A MR. BUBBLE, BUBBLEGUM PINK TEE SHIRT IN D.C. METRO, ESPECIALLY FALLS CHURCH, VA HIGH SCHOOLS. NOBODY SHOULD TRUST ALL THE MR. BUBBLE TEE SHIRT-WEARING PEDOPHILES FROM THERE.