http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2015/11/25/obama-national-security-council-islamic-state-thanksgiving/76366960/
THE TERRORISTS ARE PROBABLY CAUCASIAN, MAINERS WHO HAVE BANNED DEVILS' FOOD CAKE, AIM TO CAUSE ANOREXIA NERVOSA IN ALL PRETEEN BALLET DANCERS, AND WANT US TO ALL WEAR THOSE NUDE, PATENT LEATHER HEELS LIKE KATE MIDDLETON, IN TWINSET CARDIGANS. AFTER EATING BANANA CREAM PIES, SEND THE 350-POUND, U.S. SPECIAL FORCES FROM AFRICAN-AMERICAN GHETTOS TO STRAIGHTEN THEM OUT.
***NUDE HEELS ARE NOT RED HEELS. EVERYONE NON-CAUCASIAN WOULD LOOK BETTER, AND FEEL BETTER IN DARK RED HEELS.***
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