UPDATED: TO N.C.I.S., F.B.I., AND C.I.A. BOMB EXPERTS:

REMEMBER HOW EVERYONE IS DEAF IN ONE OR BOTH EARS? EVEN "KENNY" FROM THE POINT ATHLETIC CLUB, LAKEWOOD, COLORADO, IS DEAF IN ONE EAR. THAT'S WHY I DON'T TRUST HIS AFGHANI "AUTO MECHANIC SHOP" FRIENDS IN LAKEWOOD, COLORADO OR DENVER METRO.