JOT DOWN A DESSERT YOU ENJOY AND DESCRIBE IT. THEN, TRY TO CREATE IT FOR A PRE-ICE SKATING TRIP, WITH A TEA PARTY, AND DESSERT, TO BE SHARED WITH A FEW DOZEN PEOPLE, WHO HAVE THE SAME SCHOOL TEACHERS AS YOUR CHILDREN.
GATHER IN TEAMS OF 5,000 WITH THE PTA'S TO ARRANGE THESE OUTINGS WITH PROFESSIONAL, SCHOOL BUS DRIVERS. THIS WILL HELP YOU GET TO KNOW THE BUS DRIVERS AND OTHER PARENTS FROM YOUR CHILDREN'S SCHOOLS, IN CASE ANY ARE ACTUALLY TERRORISTS, E.G. THOSE TERRORIST, MASS SHOOTER-PARENTS IN SAN BERNARDINO, CALIFORNIA.
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"QUICK SHORTCAKE":
PUREE YOUR FAVORITE, PASTEURIZED, SLIGHTLY-MELTED ICE CREAM, PREFERABLY COFFEE GELATO, IN A 50/50 RATIO WITH SLIGHTLY-FROZEN, PASTEURIZED, MASCARPONE CHEESE. ADD PASTEURIZED, FROZEN COOL WHIP, WHIPPED CREAM, TO GET A CREAM PIE TEXTURE TO IT.
POUR IT INTO A CLEAR, GLASS BAKEWARE, MEATLOAF PAN OF HOT, DEEP-FRIED, CINNAMON SUGAR CHURROS, ARRANGED LIKE LADY FINGERS IN A TRIFLE BOWL, AND PIE CRUST. USE THE CHURROS ON TOP LIKE A PIE CRUST TOP ALSO. FINALLY, POUR OVERTOP THIS "SHORTCAKE," A FEW CUPS OF EMERIL LAGASSE'S RECIPE FOR THE HOT, BUTTERED RUM DRINK, WITH ALL OF THE ALCOHOL COOKED OFF.
***ICE CREAM, ATOP HOT BERRIES IN JAMS ON FRESH CORNBREAD/BISCUITS/LADYFINGERS/SHORTBREAD COOKIES/SCONES/MUFFINS ARE MORE OF THE TRADITIONAL SHORTCAKES. TRY TO COMBINE A SNICKERS ICE CREAM BAR, CAKE, COOKIES, FUNNEL CAKES, PANCAKES, WAFFLE STYLES, WITH YOUR FAVORITE FRAPPUCINOS THOUGH.***
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