TO ALL DISABLED VETERANS FROM THE PERSIAN GULF WAR:

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/07/health/penis-transplants-being-planned-to-heal-troops-hidden-wounds.html?_r=0

SAY THIS IN HOLLY HUNTER'S ACCENT FROM "BROADCAST NEWS" FILM:

JESUS INSTRUCTED US TO TURN THE OTHER CHEEK. THEREFORE, LET US SIGN UP THE RIGHT "VETERANS" FOR THIS, WITH ALL THE U.S. NAVY SEAL FOUNDATION'S DISABLED VETERANS. THEY CAN CERTAINLY HELP US DETERMINE WHO NEEDS THE "LOVING-KINDNESS," PRO BONO, BLEEDING EDGE/EXPERIMENTAL, PENIS TRANSPLANTS FIRST.