TO ALL EMERIL LAGASSE FANS:

TRY TO COLLECT EMERIL LAGASSE TV SHOWS ON DVD, HIS RECIPE BOOKS, ETC. CHECK THROUGH THEM, IF LIFE BECOMES STRESSFUL. THIS IS THE "GHETTO METHOD" OF LEARNING HOW TO COOK. HIS SHOWS ARE QUITE EDUCATIONAL. I BECAME ADDICTED TO EMERIL LAGASSE COOKING SHOWS AT AGE 18.

AT THE TIME THAT I WAS 18, I WAS UNMARRIED, BATTERED-REPEATEDLY, SCARED, PREGNANT, AND ABOUT 100 POUNDS. I WAS ABLE TO GAIN WEIGHT IN BOOT CAMP, BEFORE MY PREGNANCY. I WENT FROM 88 POUNDS TO 100 POUNDS. WHILE THE FEMALES AROUND ME WERE ABUSIVE, MOOD-SWINGING, BULIMIC, CHILD-ABUSING, SEXUALLY-MOLESTING, UNHINGED MURDERERS, I TRIED TO FOCUS ON A HEALTHY PREGNANCY.

***I DEFINITELY ENDORSE ALL EMERIL LAGASSE RECIPES, AFTER BEING VICTIMIZED BY THE "BULIMIC" MADAME NHU'S OF THE U.S. NAVY.***