TO ALL FEMINIST MUMS IN THE U.S.:

REMEMBER, ALL LAMBADA DANCERS HAVE TO BE FLOWN EVERYWHERE, TO GATHER EVERYONE UP FOR THE SECRET SERVICE AGENTS, IN THE STATE OF COLORADO, BECAUSE WE NEED TO BECOME A STATE OF FEMINISTS. AFTER SEEING THE RADICALS FROM BOTH SIDES, IT'S NOT SHOCKING THAT SO MANY TRAGEDIES HAVE OCCURRED IN COLORADO. THE LAW ENFORCEMENT HERE EVEN WARNED US IN THE DENVER POST THAT MOST SEXUAL ASSAULTS IN DENVER'S PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOLS HAVE BEEN OMITTED FROM SCHOOL SAFETY REPORTS.