UPDATED: TO HOMELAND SECURITY DENVER AND INDIANAPOLIS:

THE BLACK SUV WITH THE CAUCASIAN MAN, AND GOLDEN RETRIEVER DOG WHO USED TO PARK NEAR MY MAILBOX IN EVERGREEN, COLORADO WAS A LOOKALIKE, BUT SHORTER, AND WIDER TO THE SEAL CANDIDATE FROM BUDS AT MY "A" SCHOOL, ROOMMATE OF INDIANA RESIDENT, SEAL CANDIDATE, SEAN CLANCY'S ROOMMATE. HE SLEPT WITH A KNIFE UNDER HIS PILLOW AND WOULD THREATEN PEOPLE WITH IT, WHILE PRETENDING TO SLEEP WALK.

***DR. ANOUP'S FRAT RAPISTS FROM INDIANAPOLIS AT THE FRAT HOUSE WITH THE POOL TABLE WILL NEED TO BE BROUGHT BACK IN, FOR INTERROGATION BY U.S. NAVY SEALS FROM THE PERSIAN GULF WAR.***