TO TWINKIE: SECRET, CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION ABOUT THE LOCATION OF THE HOLY GRAIL:

THE SECRET FACIAL EXERCISE THAT PLASTIC SURGEONS ARE WORRIED ABOUT IS THE PREHENSILE, UPPER LIP STRETCH. FIRST YOU MUST INHALE DEEPLY THROUGH YOUR NOSTRILS, WHILE ROLLING YOUR UPPER LIP UPWARDS TOWARDS YOUR NOSE, IN COMMUNITY COLLEGE CLASS, WHILE MAKING "KISSY FACE," JUST LIKE TWEETIE BIRD. THIS IS THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH, FACE LIFT REPLACEMENT, FACIAL EXERCISE MOVE.